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What I have learned after 6 months in London

1/13/2017

6 Comments

 
I have been in London nearly 7 months now! It's crazy how fast time has gone. I really didn't think I'd last 3 months. I was terrified of the crowds and the tube and yeah mostly just those two. I don't think I've made too many social faux pas during that time....I haven't said 'pants' at my current job so that's a plus!

Here are some of the things I have learned about life in London over the last few months.

One of the most frustrating things is when people don’t understand me. I'm speaking English!! The following words are the worst offenders: 
  • Pret (as in Pret a Manger which is probably the most important word on this list)
  • Bread
  • Egg
  • Ed
  • Brett
  • Lollies
We pronounce bread as bred whereas they say brad. We say Pret but they say Prat. (Side note - you get free coffee at Prat if they like you).

Transport

The District line will also be slow and will randomly change final destination and will stop at Earls court for 5 minutes for no apparent reason.


To get a seat on the tube stand in the middle of the seats – not by the doors.

Do do not talk on the tube. Do not make eye contact. Especially between the hours of 7.30am to 10am and 4pm to 8pm, Monday to Friday.

Always stand on the right of the escalator at tube stations…unless you’re drunk and with Brendon.


Luton is the worst airport to fly from. Stansted is second. Never get an early morning flight from those airports or an late evening flight in. It's not worth it. One day I will get a flight from the mythical London city airport. One day.

I still don’t know which side of the footpath to walk on! Make up your mind people! Can we all agree to walk on the left?

Boris bikes. New Zealand needs these asap. You pay to hire a bike from one of a million bike stands around London, and then return it to another bike stand near your final destination. Brilliant. Even if I am too scared to use them.

Life in the London wilderness

You can drink alcohol in public (in most places) – park drinking for the win.

Bookshops are the greatest. Stanfords is my favourite...or Daunt in Marylebone.

Animals hang out in pubs. That's one of my favourite things about London.

Going to the doctor is free. The dentist is cheaper than NZ. The museums are free.

The supermarkets are amazing but I still can’t afford to shop at Waitrose. Precut stirfry mixes are the best. Morrisons is underrated.

It’s really hard to stop hanging out with Kiwis and Australians. But it's nice to be around people who get your humour.

Post codes are, like, an actual thing that people use and know off by heart.

Monthly pay. Budgeting is hard!

Food

The fish & chips are terrible compared to NZ.

The indian food is terrible compared to NZ.

Coffee. Terrible. (Ok fine, this is through sheer laziness - it's just that little bit harder to find good coffee).

Beer. Terrible. Thank god for Punk IPA the one shining light. Why do they like warm, flat ale? 

Pub roasts and sausages and mash - amazing. Oh man I'm so hungry. What’s the deal with Yorkshire pudding though? It’s literally nothing.

Pumpkin. Why no pumpkin? Butternut squash soup is not the same.

Pizza – ridiculously expensive. It's like £15 for one Dominos pizza. For Dominos. However, Dominos makes Pizza Express look good.

I rarely see scones. I was led to believe this to be the land of the scone but the only time I can recall seeing them in cafes is in the Cotswolds. I thought I was going to be living on cheese scones. I need a Mojo feta and chilli scone stat.

Weather

It’s cold. It's dark. I miss Christmas. I miss summer. Why is it so miserable yet, on paper, the winter seems not as bad as Wellington. There are no howling gales or horizontal wind. Is it the darkness???

Vitamin D pills are essential.

I have no immune system and have been sick constantly for the last 6 months. I'm going to blame this on the weather.

Summer is sweaty. I’m getting a hand held fan for the tube this summer, that's for sure.

The air is shit. Black stuff comes out your nose after being on the underground. Whenever I travel elsewhere make sure I breathe a lot of fresh air.

London is the best

But, right now, I wouldn't change living in London for anything. There is always something to do and it's amazing. The to do list never ends, and the biggest problem you have is whether to do something in London this weekend, or fly for a quick break to Europe. I do crave peace and quiet and the countryside, but, I've got the rest of my life for that, right?
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6 Comments
Laura
1/14/2017 09:14:57 am

Makes me very excited to come wahoo. I've already been trying to eliminate the word "real" from my life and I'm struggling!

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Miranda
1/16/2017 06:27:15 am

haha just say it!! Teach them our ways!

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Brendon
1/14/2017 10:04:55 am

Agree with almost everything especially the lack of pumpkin, lacklusture Indian and footpath chaos!

But....

Morrisons deserves its reputation. Stop being stingy and pay extra for Waitrose's fruit, vege and meat.

Terrible coffee? Stop going to Prat.

Other than sweaty summer the weather is not bad. Toughen up.

And, it's Stansted not Stanstead.

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Miranda
1/20/2017 03:33:28 am

What's wrong with Morrisons?

Thank you for the Stansted correction. I always spell it wrong.

The coffee at Pret has been better lately....I switched to a 'strong macchiato'.

Update on footpath chaos - I think the right is the correct side?

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Marcus
1/16/2017 01:43:52 pm

Ha ha totally forgot Domino's was about four times more expensive in the UK despite being exactly the same as in NZ.

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Miranda
1/20/2017 03:34:11 am

It's daylight robbery!

Oh also what about the abundance of chicken shops?!

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